Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?

To stop getting wet !

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What's pink and slowly turns red?

A baby chewing on a razor blade.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause ...because they all have the clap.

Why did the square breakup with the circle?

She wasn't edgy enough!

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Howdo Jokes More Howdo Jokes

Howdo you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.