Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many feminists does it take to change a baby's diaper?

A: Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything. And besides, where would they find a baby!

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Howdo Jokes More Howdo Jokes

Howdo you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.