What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

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What do you get when you have two balls in your hand?

A man's undivided attention!

What's your favorite clock time?

Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

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Squid pro quo!

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I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora