What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

Whats the funniest joke you know?

You.

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What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

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Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

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Why are aussie bogans and necrophiliacs the same?

They both want to crack open a cold one.

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

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Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!