What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

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How can a girl make you a millionnaire?

If you're already a billionnaire.

What kind of bikes do girls ride?

Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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How old were you on your last birthday?

Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday Ten. Oh I don't think that's possible. Oh yes it is - I'm nine today.

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.