What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, I left early.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

Birthday Jokes More Birthday Jokes

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!