Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ?

What Super Models should you invite to your birthday party ? Cake Moss and Naomi Candles

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How does Google celebrate its birthday?

With a search party.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key