Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

What do you call a man who used to like tractors?

An extractor fan!

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday?

Yellow Cake

What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(

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Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key