Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

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Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

What do you always get on your birthday?

Another year older!birt

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Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key