How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

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What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.