How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Judas Jokes More Judas Jokes

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.