How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

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What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.