How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Judas Jokes More Judas Jokes

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.