How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.