How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

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What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.