How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

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Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

Judas Jokes More Judas Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.