How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side

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Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died?

He was Cross-Fit.

Judas Jokes More Judas Jokes

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.