What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What do you call someone who likes to dress up like Jesus?

A cross-dresser.

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Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.