What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

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What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.