What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.