What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

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What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.