What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.