What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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What did Jesus say when he made his return?

Hey guys! What's goin on Tweet my return! #JesusReturns"

What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.