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What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.