Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

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Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

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Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

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How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!