Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why is it prestigious to wear a condom?

It's a members-only jacket.

What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

Capture Jokes More Capture Jokes

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!