Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

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What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

What does a camera have in common with a condom?

They both capture that special moment.

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.