Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Capture Jokes More Capture Jokes

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.