What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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What about a nice cream pie?

She asked. "Except that." I replied.

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!