What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

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What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!