What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

Why are condoms like cameras?

they both capture the moment.

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Why am I not asleep?

he thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."