What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

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Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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What do you want?

The beam replies: "Oh, just give me a moment."

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!