How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What is the hardest part of cutting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

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What kind of reptile do you bring on an expedition?

A navi-gator!

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

What do blonde's have against condoms?

A: Their cheeks.

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.