How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What makes the Japanese better than Al Qaeda?

At least the Japanese were considerate enough to bring their own planes

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye