How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

Who was bigger, the baby or his mom?

The baby, because he's a little Bigger.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.