Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
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If he didn't, he would fall.
It pokes holes in condoms.
A swallow
A polish bowling ball.
They're both ash-holes.
A stunt ham.
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
Because she wanted to get rich milk.
Under the soap
He wanted to buy stock options.
He thought it had a lot of potential.
They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?
Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*
Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"
There was some money in the kitty !