Stork Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

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What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going Cheep.

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

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Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

Sorry Mate Jokes More Sorry Mate Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What do you say when your opponent resigns after you take their queen?

Sorry mate.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.