Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
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If he didn't, he would fall.
It pokes holes in condoms.
A swallow
A key.
Poke 'em on.
A stunt ham.
He farts.
It's a members-only jacket.
In a snowbank !
a loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark
It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
He was trying to get her pedicure.
So that they can pack the defence!
Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*
Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Sorry mate.