Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

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The D is silent.

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To prevent further breakouts.

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Papal

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How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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The crystal ball

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Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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Your bike back