Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?

Whale of fortune !

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.