Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

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Which burgers can tell your fortune?

Medium burgers!

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.

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What size clothes do fortune tellers wear?

Medium.

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

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Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.