Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

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What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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Why couldn't the fortune teller fit into her shirt?

Because she's a medium

Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation?

To Palm Beach.

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Where do fortune tellers keep the fortunes?

Crystal balls deep made this up.

Where do psychics go to dance?

The crystal ball