What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?

Only when they snap at something!

What do you call it when...?

What do you call it when you photograph childbirth? Child bornography.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

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What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.