How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

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What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

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How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.