How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

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Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee?

Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

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What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met..."

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.