How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

Why is she so loud?

Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.

Patty Jokes More Patty Jokes

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

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What do cows do when they're introduced?

They give each other a milk shake!

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.