How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

TUH KEELLUHHH!!!

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

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What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

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How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

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What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.