How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

What do you call a girl on the grill?

Patty

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie