How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?

Any girl named Patty!

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

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What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

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How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.

Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.