How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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What do Godot and my wife have in common?

Both are French.

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

What did one beef patty say to the other beef patty?

Will you be my grill friend

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

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How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie