How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

Patty Jokes More Patty Jokes

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

Introduce Jokes More Introduce Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Why haven't you introduced me to your followers yet?

Are you ashamed of me

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

What did Batman say when he went to the butcher?

Got Ham?