How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

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He gets her Dawn.

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

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What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

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Namaste.

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You-Rang-a-Tang

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Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty"

Why did the butcher die ?

Because he chopped off the wrong sausage.