What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

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What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

What is the best "bang for your buck"?

Vaseline.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Where're you going?

Me: To dinner with my friends! Mom: Your friends Me: I'm going to use McDonalds' free Wifi to get on twitter...

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

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What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

Intervention Jokes More Intervention Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.