What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

What is something we all lost?

The Game

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What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.