What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

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Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Why can't deer get marred?

Because they can't elope

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.