What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

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What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

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They are always asking for change.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer !

What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

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Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

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During a game of charades

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.