What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.