What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Why are some musicians so antisocial?

Because all they want is tonics and dominance.

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

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What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.