What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

What do dark jokes and food have in common?

Not everyone gets them

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.