What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !