What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

What's your best racist joke?

I was just looking for some good racially insensitive jokes for my friends. Gimme your worst, Reddit.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

What do you call a bird of prey with high intelligence?

A falcon genius.