What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?

A tiger has the mane part missing !

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food do all basketball players hate?

Turnover.

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.