What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

Prey Jokes More Prey Jokes

Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

What do you call a religious bird?

A bird of prey.