A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...
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A dandy lion.
Since they run away from lions , but he nearest village is 10km away.....
have a successful dentistry practise.
To the re-tail store. :D
He lost his pride in a bet
A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
Shoot lions.
He was a lion.
He was playing with a cheetah.
Cause they be lion.
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He couldn't swallow his pride.
Y NO LEGS!
RAWR
Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry :)
Shut up. The movie is about to start.
The . Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...
Lion vomit.
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!
It rars
CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!
because lions only understand .rars
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
A liar.
Because they are always lion
A tiger has the mane part missing !
picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"
Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions
Why you always lion "
They prey regularly.
Because they ror.
Because he finally swallowed his pride
4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
Because he tasted funny.
A leotard.
A dandy lion!
They both have Sandy Claws.
a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
Let us prey.
The mane event!
Fast food
Because they just kept lion around!
Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
When he turns into his cage !
They start with Juan
Two counts of possession
He couldn't Mufasa
A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff
The gerbils are a bunch of cunning runts.
Because he ate his pillow.
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.
They use a sea lion.
an electron
Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van
Convincing the sound to get into your van.
