How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.