Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."
Morning wood.
Nothing, he'll shoot you.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
He replied "They fit like a glove."
She complains to a man.
None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!
