How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

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What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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What have you been doing for it?

She replies, "Snorting pepper."

When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?

so we can both sound useless.

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How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

What's life like in North Korea?

Oh, I can't complain."