Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
I don't know but they sure are Russian.
Don't worry, someone will tell you.
Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?
she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth
Just sayin.
Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
