Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

How many palindromes do I know of?

Not a ton

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios?

Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.