Sight Jokes

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

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What is 7'' long, rock hard, and makes girls scream at it's sight?

The sock under my bed.

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Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.