What is 7'' long, rock hard, and makes girls scream at it's sight?

The sock under my bed.

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

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Your calves.

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Tracey

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I-Scream!

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This is not a drill!"

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She's only wearing one sock.

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Because he got a hole in one!

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Bigfoot is occasionally sighted

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The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK