What is 7'' long, rock hard, and makes girls scream at it's sight?

The sock under my bed.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.