The sock under my bed.
Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister
Because he is lying.
We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.
Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)
Just before someone screams.
In case he gets a hole in one.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK