What is 7'' long, rock hard, and makes girls scream at it's sight?

The sock under my bed.

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Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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A girl.

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She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

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A Daesh washer.

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In case they get a hole in one!

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He had a hole in one.

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He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.