What is 7'' long, rock hard, and makes girls scream at it's sight?

The sock under my bed.

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What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

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What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

v=6-RfZDiayDI

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When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted