The sock under my bed.
He wanted to catch up on his sleep.
Run!
Their balls would fall out.
Because they can't even!
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!
She's only wearing one sock.
The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
