Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the doctor say to the strange beer that walked into his clinic?

What ails you?

Why couldn't the joke walk?

It was lame. (I think this is an original by me)

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity?

GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted