Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk home alone"

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted