Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

What's the difference between feminism and Islam?

One is demonized by the actions and beliefs of a small minority. The other believes in the wage gap myth.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.