Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

What's more disgusting than a hickey on a haemorrhoid?

The girl who puts it there.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.