Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

Why do some girls walk in threes?

They can't even.

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Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

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What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

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Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK