Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the guy Zebra say to the girl Zebra?

Take ze bra off.

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.