Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Sight Jokes More Sight Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard?

Bigfoot is occasionally sighted