What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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You don't, you pick it up.

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Bonjour.*

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The lottery.

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Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

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Bring on their subs!

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.