Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
A condescending con descending.
Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!
Ego-Testicle.
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
Because they've got the same color trunks.
Giraffic.
You Giraffed it
Because he was tired of the sigh-low.
The bottom of the fifth