What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

What did the emu say to the nurse?

A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why don't elephants like penguins?

Because they can't get the wrapper off.

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA

What's up with that horse?

sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.