What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

Pitch Jokes More Pitch Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!