Pitch Jokes

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

What is CC Sabathia's favorite inning to pitch in baseball?

The bottom of the fifth

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

How about a really bad food court where planes land?

Pitch for every airport