Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

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Garbage gets thrown out.

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The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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Pitch for every airport

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Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !

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Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.