How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a white man in the US?

A white man makes it to prison.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !