How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist?

One is a nerdy digger.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*1023 times?

Guacamole

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...