How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

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Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope