How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

What did the black man say to the Mexican?

Hey. Watermelawn.

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

What did the stoic dolphin say to the whiny whale?

Cut out all that blubber and you can be more like me.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say to autumn?

Leaf me alone.

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty