How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

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What's harder than nailing 10 dead babies to a tree?

Nailing one dead baby to 10 trees.

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

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What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.