How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's?

BBQ sause.

What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence.

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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What do you do if you accidentally cut off your cat's tail?

Take him to WalMart. They are the largest retailer in the world.

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Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

What did the dog say to the two trees?

Bark bark.

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.