How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

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Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

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What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!