How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

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What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

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What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.