How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.