How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

What is the difference between a black man and a couch?

A couch can support a family

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Why did the Tumblr user get cut up on Halloween?

She identified as pump-kin.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it?

It got all sappy

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

How do pirates measure rope?

In yarr'ds.