What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

What do you call a group of trees?

A communitree

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.