What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

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How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.