What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.