What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

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What do you call a young plastic covered sheep?

Laminated

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

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What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

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What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!