What goes "krab krab krab"?

A: A dog barking in a mirror.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors?

So they can see the battle.