What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?

A: So she could use it as a mirror.

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

Why are these Facebook status updates so much more interesting than usual?

Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.

What do you call the bad part of Italy?

Spaghetto.

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Lip Jokes More Lip Jokes

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.