What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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There are 10 types of people in this world...

Those who understand binary and those who don't

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

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How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.