The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
A.When we see your face we both crack up!
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
Kissing strangers.
Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!
His lips are moving.
their lips are moving