What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

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Why are all these Juice fad diets so popular?

Because Juice control the media

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

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Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

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Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils

What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.