What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

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Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

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What's the worst part about swim-up bars?

The watery stools

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

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Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils