What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

Where is the English Channel ?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

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What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.