What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

Cross Eyed Teacher Jokes More Cross Eyed Teacher Jokes

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils