What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What's the difference between a baby and an unwanted baby?

One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.

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Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

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What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!