What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

What's the difference between r/politics and r/sandersforpresident?

The url.

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How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

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What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.