What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

What's the difference between the Red Hot Chili Peppers and Harriet Tubman?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves, but the Red Hot Chili Peppers were slaves to heroin.

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle?

I got my ion you.

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.