What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

What are seals made out of?

Cealls

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Ion Jokes More Ion Jokes

What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!