What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

A Dollar

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle?

breaking the seal on a rock.

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

Ion Jokes More Ion Jokes

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.