What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

Sea Lion Jokes More Sea Lion Jokes

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

Who is a Sea Lion's favorite composer?

Orff Orff Orff Orff!"

Ion Jokes More Ion Jokes

How does a physicist exercise?

By pumping ion!

What do you call an ion that also raps?

Fluoride, duh.