An ion!
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
Cause pepper makes them sneeze.
Cealls
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
They use a sea lion.
Fluoride, duh.