What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons have traditional marriages?

Because they cantaloupe

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Dyslexia Jokes More Dyslexia Jokes

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin