Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

His Feyonce.

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Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

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What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.