Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

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Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

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Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.