Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why did the melon have commitment issues?

Because he cantaloupe

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!