Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

What was Boaz like before he got married?

Ruthless.

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...