Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

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Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

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How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

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Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

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What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

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What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

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What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.