Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

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Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

When a woman says "WHAT did you just say?

say something different.

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How did the telephones get married ?

In a double ring ceremony !

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

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Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*