Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

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What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"