Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

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Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.