Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

What did the exponential equation say to the linear equation?

Real graphs have curves.