Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

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Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.