Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.