Because they don't believe in higher powers.
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They don't believe in a higher power.
None. They don't believe in a higher power.
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Squawky-talkies!
They don't believe in higher powers.
Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.
Islam.