Exponent Jokes

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

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What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

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Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

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Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.