Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

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Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.