Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.