What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

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What's the best name for an atheist?

Godfrey

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

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What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

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What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

Kanye