What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

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How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.