What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis

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Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.