What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party?

A cross-dresser.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

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What is a Christians Favorite Insect?

The Praying Mantis

Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

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Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.