Kanye Jokes

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

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What is Kanye's favorite Transformer?

Bruce Jenner

Why did Kanye blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

Kanye

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What do you say when Kanye West does something that annoys you?

Kanye not.