How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

Why does KFC only sell christian chicken?

Because the muslim ones are on the no-fry list.

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Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

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How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ?

Bride and Prejudice !