How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao

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What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

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What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

Where does the Islamic botanist go to pray?

In the Mossque.

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What do you call an Australian who's prejudiced against grains?

A riceist. (It sounds better when you say it aloud)

How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.