I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person
Because they always miss the joke
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.