What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

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What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt?

A Yoghurt's got culture!

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Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

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Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.