What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

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How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

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What does a gamer call the zombie apocalypse?

The end of DayZ

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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What do Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and James Corden all have in common?

Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.