I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.
An egg can stay in the cup longer
Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.
Because he didn't see the funny side to it.
Because it cracked itself up.
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Minority Bandleaders. Who says affermative action doesn't work.
