No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
You slap him and he slaps you back !
I don't know, she hasn't opened it
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.
Brazilian soccer players.
Because they all pull out.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Who wants to know?
an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.
He doesn't pick up after himself.