How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!