How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Toucan

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

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Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

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How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :