How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call it when a cat howls?

It Meyowls

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

See Jokes More See Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.