How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How do Astronauts screw in a lightbulb?

They don't: They screw in a vacuum.

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

How am I not qualified?

Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

gt simplistic 10 letters

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

See Jokes More See Jokes

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?

Young Monster: Hee hee ! He's my half-brother now!