How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.