How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why was 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 (eight) 9

What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

See Jokes More See Jokes

How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight?

He picked up his hammer and saw.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.