How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

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What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

How many political parties does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to change the lightbulb, and the other to bask in the light of the old one.

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What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hareline

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :