Both of them.
Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)
Astro-knots.