One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.
The malacheetah.
Stamp
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!
A what?
Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
A grudge.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)
So that they don't get mistaken for feminists
Wait, I can explain everything!
The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.