How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the fastest mineral in the world?

The malacheetah.

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.